Mac Back? So, Bring On The Support Cast

When any athlete who is so old he can't light the candles on his birthday cake during a total fire ban plans a comeback, you can hear the groans of the discerning fans. The reaction to 44-year-old John McEnroe's apparent plan to play doubles with Todd Woodbridge next year was even more predictable: ``You cannot be serious."

If The Mac's Coming Back, Surely Only Death Can Now Excuse The Idle Sports Idol

When any athlete who is so old he can't light the candles on his birthday cake during a total fire ban plans a comeback, you can hear the groans of the discerning fans. The reaction to 44-year-old John McEnroe's apparent plan to play doubles with Todd Woodbridge next year was even more predictable: you cannot be serious! But why not? With big money at stake, we are seeing outstanding athletes continuing their careers to the grave. Nauru will have gained full Test status before Steve Waugh takes off the pads

Bouquets As Kamato Hongo Wakes To Her 116th Birthday

In terms of a birthday celebration, it was an improvement on last year. Kamato Hongo, who may be the world's oldest person, turned 116 yesterday and, unlike last year, stayed awake for the big day.

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SESAME'S A Taste of Asia, The Junction, had a double celebration on Wednesday night, blowing out five candles on its birthday cake as well as celebrating another Restaurant and Catering Association win.